"Some little boys like it
Some little boys dont
Some little girls swipe it
Some little girls won't
Some nephews suck it
Some lollypops grunt
Some nieces truck it
If grandpa's a runt
Some puberties request it
Four times a month
Some girl teens breast it
Some eat it for brunch
Some little people gargle
Some adolescents warble
Some teenyboppers babble
Some kiddies play Scrabble"

Allen Ginsberg, in Death & Fame